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<span id="ShowBody" style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 15px;"><font face="楷体_GB2312">1.we two who and who? <br/>咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br/><br/>2.how are you ? how old are you? <br/>怎么是你,怎么老是你? <br/><br/>3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you <br/>你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 <br/><br/>4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up ! <br/>你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! <br/><br/>5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/>有事起奏,无事退朝 <br/><br/><br/>6.you me you me <br/>彼此彼此 <br/><br/>7.You Give Me Stop!! <br/>你给我站住! <br/><br/>8.know is know,noknow is noknow <br/>知之为知之,不知为不知…… <br/><br/>9.WATCH SISTER <br/>表妹 <br/><br/>10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! <br/>龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! <br/><br/>11.American Chinese not enough <br/>美中不足 <br/><br/>12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br/>车祸现场描述 <br/><br/>13.heart flower angry open <br/>心花怒放 <br/><br/>14.go past no mistake past <br/>走过路过,不要错过 <br/><br/>15.U R American girl <br/>你是美女 </font></span> 有意思 呵呵! 看一下!!!! 嘿嘿~~ 这个好 <p>呵呵,很有意思呀!</p><p></p> 有意思 <p>文章写得太好了,顶!</p><p>你的上海网站优化在百度上面排名好吗百度优化专家为你服务!</p>
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